Monday, November 24, 2008

I'm In Love With a Hooker

Q:
What is a smokingly hot Manhattan strumpet to do nowadays? The boys are broke (their bonuses either disappearing or crashing - as they were often partly in company stock the vests over three years)?

A:
Go to Vegas and take it off for strangers. Be proud of what you are. A two dollar ho!

http://www.nypost.com/pagesixmag/issues/20081123/Desperately+Seeking+Sugar+Daddies


As for us, in the words of the immortal Dean Martin when describing his time prior to fame and fortune, "I never needed any money, I was good looking."

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